Traveler With A Devilish Twist Pillows

Excess Baggage: Welcome to the Frequent Flyer Hell.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Injured backpacker.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Universe of reading

'Anything to declare?'

Hotel mini-bar.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Stephen King

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!