Seductive Traveler Pillows

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Easter Island legs

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"First class, or with children?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Vaccination Passport

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Thumbing a Lift.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'