Seductive Traveler Prints

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Easter Island legs

"First class, or with children?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Vaccination Passport

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Public footpath on a desert island.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

Thumbing a Lift.