Traveler With A Devilish Twist Gifts

Excess Baggage: Welcome to the Frequent Flyer Hell.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Injured backpacker.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Universe of reading

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'