Vacation Disaster Survivor Pillows

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

New Power Shower.

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"How was the ski trip?"

'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"The first day back is always the worst."

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

"How was your vacation, Betty?"

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

Viva Las Vegas.

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."