Travel Survivor Pillows

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Benefits of Living Abroad

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Espresso Lanes

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

How to deal with rude customers.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"I hate travel."

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

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