Travel Survivor Pillows

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

Benefits of Living Abroad

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

Espresso Lanes

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

The tube's a nightmare today

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.