Disaster Tourism Observer Gifts

"Except for that wildfire destroying Pasadena, isn’t California beautiful?"

"Look! No hands!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

News: Flash Floods

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Japanese disaster

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

Mother Nature

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

Global Warning

Fragile tether

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."

Artists feed on tragedy.

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."