Disaster Follower Gifts

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Volcanic ash...

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Chances of the weather.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Yes, sir. Your beer is cloudy. But, there's a good chance it'll become clear later."

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

"I'd like to speak with the weatherman who predicted sunny skies for today!"

Cold Weather: 'So nothing new?'

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

The tip of the iceberg

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Flood Ready Cows

Don't look up - Covid 19 Comet Heading For Earth

Mother Nature

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'Crisis Management Training'

'Why's it so cheap?' - 'Some wild rumour about a fault line.'

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

Global Warning

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

Earthquake scores