Disaster Follower Gifts

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Volcanic ash...

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Yes, sir. Your beer is cloudy. But, there's a good chance it'll become clear later."

Chances of the weather.

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

"I'd like to speak with the weatherman who predicted sunny skies for today!"

The tip of the iceberg

Cold Weather: 'So nothing new?'

Don't look up - Covid 19 Comet Heading For Earth

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Mother Nature

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

Flood Ready Cows

'Crisis Management Training'

'Why's it so cheap?' - 'Some wild rumour about a fault line.'

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

Global Warning

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

Earthquake scores

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."