Rescue Drama Follower Gifts

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"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Woman escapes with cats.

Can't Touch This

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You're not the 'Yes Man' you used to be, Smilby."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

"We’re ready when you are!"

Pack Your Bags

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

Global Warning

Reporters on train, ship, and plane disasters.

"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."

'At least I leave with the knowledge I did it all my way.'

What is it about BBC One's reboot of Poldark which attracts so many viewers?"

"Well, Mr. Higgins, I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover natural disasters."

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

Jim Davidson on TV "No chance of a Nato missile going astray?

'Really Newt?! A******* Chevrolet?!?!'

Man queuing to rob a bank.

I’m not sure I'm going to keep watching "The Walking Dead." Because of who they just killed off? No, because of how they killed the character off. It would've been one thing if it were just scary … But it was gross, and traumatizing. My date just kept crying and wasn't in the mood for lovin' for 30 whole minutes after that. I haven't met a lady who was "in the mood" in years. They must've all been anticipating this episode. Sure.