Rescue Story Fan Gifts

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Foster failure

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

No Loitering

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

Humpty Dumpty

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

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"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"We’re ready when you are!"

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."