Rescue Story Fan Prints

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Foster failure

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Ticket and passport, please."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

No Loitering

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Humpty Dumpty

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"We’re ready when you are!"

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...