Rescue Story Lover Gifts

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Foster failure"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Foster failure

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Lifesaver!

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Alexander Dumas.

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"First time paddleboarding?"

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"We’re ready when you are!"

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Dog rescues cat from tree.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"