Rescue Rover Lover Gifts

"It's a text from Lassie, something about Timmy being in trouble. Apparently, his phone battery died, and he's freaking out."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Distance to horizon varies.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Great launch party"

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Wait!"

"Thanks for walking me home."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

Now entering California, dude!

"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..."

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'