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Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Distance to horizon varies.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Great launch party"

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Wait!"

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

Now entering California, dude!

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..."

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

Crumbling cookies & bouncing balls next 4 exits.