Disaster Appreciator Gifts

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Look! No hands!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Flower growing from a bomb.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

Bravo!

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"I love this planet!"

News: Flash Floods

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

If only they'd taken it with them!

Sneezing dragon.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

Mother Nature