Disaster Appreciator T-Shirts

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Look! No hands!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Flower growing from a bomb.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"I love this planet!"

Bravo!

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"Well, I admire your resilience."

News: Flash Floods

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Sneezing dragon.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

Mother Nature

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'