Design Disaster Appreciator T-Shirts

'The white carpet in here was a mistake."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Natural Disaster This Way...

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"Wow - she is stunning."

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Mother Nature

Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.

'Rick, I think something is wrong with the septic system. The toilet is flushing kind of slowly.'