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"Wow - she is stunning."

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Early Colour TV

Wagging Dog

Mr Metrosexual.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Creative accounting.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

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Naked Furniture

Futons/Futoffs

Roller Coasters

Sir Cecil Beaton

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent