Elegant Design Appreciator T-Shirts

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Demure lady with gloves

Wagging Dog

A Macaroni in 1772

Mr Metrosexual.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Wine Pyramid

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Silver Fox

Lady in a pretty dress

Snapshots in Time

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Put another minnow on my line!"

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Minuet

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

'Hey, we're in style!'

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Fly Mimes.

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

Dueling marionettes.

"Very minimalist"