Elegant Design Appreciator Gifts

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Demure lady with gloves

A Macaroni in 1772

Wagging Dog

Mr Metrosexual.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Wine Pyramid

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Snapshots in Time

Silver Fox

Lady in a pretty dress

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Minuet

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

'Hey, we're in style!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Fly Mimes.

Dueling marionettes.

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right