Design Appreciator Gifts

"Wow - she is stunning."

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

Wagging Dog

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Mr Metrosexual.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Creative accounting.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Sir Cecil Beaton

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Roller Coasters

Futons/Futoffs

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Naked Furniture