Design Disaster Lover T-Shirts

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Artists At The Auto Show

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"How about a different font?"

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."