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'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

A botched home improvement job.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."