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'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

Hurricane damage to trees

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

My boat

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

A botched home improvement job.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."