Diy Disaster Guru Gifts

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Hurricane damage to trees

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

A botched home improvement job.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."