Diy Disaster Survivor Gifts

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'I bought you a book to read. It explains the correct way to fix a roof!'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'

Wallpapering 4

"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

When DIY goes bad

Hmm... p'haps it wasn't such a good idea to hang those pictures up...

"No, it wasn't the California wildfires... He was trying to light the pilot on our stove."

Home Improvement Section...

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'You need your eyes checked.'

'Think extra-plush carpeting will hide the hole?'

Man Nailed to Wall

Plumbing jobs can drive you around the bend.

Man catching drips from ceiling in rubber glove.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"