Design Disaster Lover Gifts

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Artists At The Auto Show

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"Feng Shwoops!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

Fabrication Lab. A virus got into the 3-D printer and distorted the pattern. A virus? It's a design flu.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"How about a different font?"