Dining Disaster Appreciator Gifts

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Sneezing dragon.

Grandma's caf

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Say when!"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'That must be a television FIRST - Jamie Oliver burning the roast!'

'Say 'when' or just think it really hard... I'm also kind of a psychic.'

"Is this dinner or the effects of global warming?"

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"It's a tad undercooked."

"How is everything?"

Murphy's Slaw.

"Gesundheit!"

"My husband brings all his friends here, so I'm looking forward to tasting the food."

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

"Here's to a clean start ..."

"He pulls this every time the check arrives."

'Will there be anything else, sir?'

"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."