Dining Disaster Fans Gifts

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Say when!"

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

Sneezing dragon.

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"Gesundheit!"

"How is everything?"

Murphy's Slaw.

"Here's to a clean start ..."

'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

'Will there be anything else, sir?'