Dinner Disaster Fan Gifts

"Gesundheit!"

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

An Energetic Susan.

How to watch television wo getting spaghetti sauce, , ,

"How is everything?"

"And you say this was the serving suggestion?"

'You must be the new girl.'

'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

"Waiter, there seems to be a toupee in my soup."

"Not here,sir - I suggest you try the church next door."