Dinner Disaster Fan Mugs

"Gesundheit!"

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

An Energetic Susan.

"How is everything?"

How to watch television wo getting spaghetti sauce, , ,

"And you say this was the serving suggestion?"

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

'You must be the new girl.'