Dinner Disaster Admirer Gifts

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Sneezing dragon.

"Is this dinner or the effects of global warming?"

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

An Energetic Susan.

"And you say this was the serving suggestion?"

'Oh, sorry...so you ordered a steak sandwich?'

"Gesundheit!"

"How is everything?"

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"It's a tad undercooked."

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

"Here's to a clean start ..."

'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'