Dining Disaster Admirer Gifts

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

The Second-to-last Supper.

"Say when!"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

Sneezing dragon.

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"Is this dinner or the effects of global warming?"

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Murphy's Slaw.

"It's a tad undercooked."

'Oh, sorry...so you ordered a steak sandwich?'

"Gesundheit!"

"How is everything?"

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."