Dining Disaster Admirer Gifts

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

The Second-to-last Supper.

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Say when!"

Sneezing dragon.

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'How was the snapper, sir?'

"Is this dinner or the effects of global warming?"

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

"It's a tad undercooked."

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"How is everything?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Oh, sorry...so you ordered a steak sandwich?'

Murphy's Slaw.

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

"Here's to a clean start ..."