Tragedy Appreciators Gifts

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Oedipus

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

I Pagliacci

Tosca

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Just junk mail."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Schunard

Bravo!

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

Maradona memorial.

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

'Do you still have my rectal thermometer?'

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

Mother Nature

Edgardo stabs himself

Flooding