Tragedy Appreciators Gifts

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Oedipus

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

I Pagliacci

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Just junk mail."

Tosca

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Schunard

Bravo!

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Maradona memorial.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

Tosca's leap

Lucia di Lammermoor

"Your profile says you like to live life like there's no tomorrow."

Flooding