Tragedy Enthusiast Gifts

"I dropped my goblet!"

Tragic Physiognomies - Heracles: 'Guess if you can, and choose if you dare!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Mimi and Rodolfo (La Boheme)

Tosca's leap

Lucia di Lammermoor

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Comedy and tragedy masks

The Philip Marlow family

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

Oedipus

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.