Tragedy Enthusiast Pillows

"I dropped my goblet!"

Tragic Physiognomies - Heracles: 'Guess if you can, and choose if you dare!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Mimi and Rodolfo (La Boheme)

Tosca's leap

Lucia di Lammermoor

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

The Philip Marlow family

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Oedipus

"How was prom?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

The hall of bad ideas.

Newton's Law and Order.