Tragedy Aficionado Pillows

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

Oedipus

Edgardo stabs himself

The first car accident.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Horror Stories.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Philip Marlow family

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Monster Baseball

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Halloween Selfie

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You