Death Aficionado Pillows

Sorry You Were Out - Will Call Again.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'We've re-branded.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Monster Baseball

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Halloween Selfie

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"From this you make a living?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Oedipus

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.