Death Aficionado Gifts

Sorry You Were Out - Will Call Again.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'We've re-branded.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Monster Baseball

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"From this you make a living?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Oedipus

Halloween Selfie

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."