Assassination Aficionado Gifts

Acting Alone

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Oedipus

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Michael Caine

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Clandestine cows.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Evil Villain.

'Make it look like an accident.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

A spy peering round the corner.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Army Man Playset 2020

Rattache

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'