Danger Aficionado Gifts

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'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'If you can read this, you're pretty much screwed.'

It was a short trip to the bathroom, but a trip that was fraught with danger.

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

The first car accident.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Hugh fans!"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Oedipus

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Sylvester Stallone

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Fasten your seat belt."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

"It's called being preemptive."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'