Danger Enthusiasts Gifts

'What went particularly well?'

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

Biological Research Lab - Believe me, you don't want to know what happens to trespassers.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'