Danger Enthusiasts Prints

'What went particularly well?'

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

Biological Research Lab - Believe me, you don't want to know what happens to trespassers.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Baby on board.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."