Safety Enthusiasts Prints

"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

'Now we're going to stay here until we reach our safety goal!'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'To buckle or not to buckle?'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

"Very comprehensive Roger, but I think it might be a bit over zealous for preventing paper cuts!"

"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Welcome to Insuranceville

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Notice - Beware of the Log.

New Normal

Back to school sale

Watch Your Step

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Don't phone and drive!

'I was giving a lecture on industrial health and safety when I tripped over a microphone cable and fell off the stage!'

'How dare they put public safety at risk, that's our job!'

'Will work 4 food.' 'Me 2 but safety first.'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Great party guys!! Can I offer anyone a ride home?"

'The industrial safety inspector? Are you kidding me?? He's there, right behind me!'

'Baby on board' sticker on back of truck

''Health and Safety Executive.' We believe your husband is an accident is waiting to happen.'

'Careful mom. You can get a paper cut from those things.'

Rusk Assessment Form

'You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor and Walter just isn't taking any chances.'

'And you're sure this mobile won't affect young Damolles?'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'