Safety Enthusiasts Pillows

"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

'Now we're going to stay here until we reach our safety goal!'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'To buckle or not to buckle?'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

"Very comprehensive Roger, but I think it might be a bit over zealous for preventing paper cuts!"

"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Welcome to Insuranceville

Notice - Beware of the Log.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

New Normal

Back to school sale

''Health and Safety Executive.' We believe your husband is an accident is waiting to happen.'

'The industrial safety inspector? Are you kidding me?? He's there, right behind me!'

'Baby on board' sticker on back of truck

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Great party guys!! Can I offer anyone a ride home?"

'How dare they put public safety at risk, that's our job!'

'I was giving a lecture on industrial health and safety when I tripped over a microphone cable and fell off the stage!'

'Will work 4 food.' 'Me 2 but safety first.'

Don't phone and drive!

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

'Careful mom. You can get a paper cut from those things.'

Fire alarm reads: 'IN CASE OF FIRE: Run like hell.'

As Jason was learning to walk, the Grunsleys made sure he was outfitted with roll bars.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

"Who would have thought we should have included a chapter in the H&S handbook telling staff how to sharpen a pencil without skewering their heads."