Safety Fanatic Pillows

'You can't wear that on site!....

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Dad could be over-protective.

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"I said, how much for a hug?"

Test Dummy. Test Idiot. I locked the keys in the car again.

'I'll tell you what our problem is. It's always 'do this, dummy,' or 'do that, dummy.''

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Warning Sign

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'For goodness sake, Larry, the spare key is under the mat.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Playground Safety...Before Willy broke his arm. . . After.

"Drive straight ahead, accelerate to 100 m.p.h...."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Baby on board.

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.