Death Enthusiasts Gifts

Death leaves a 'Back Later' note on the door.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

The life of penguins.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"We've got a problem."

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Gates of heaven

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Post-psychoanalysis

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."