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Death leaves a 'Back Later' note on the door.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

The life of penguins.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"We've got a problem."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Gates of heaven

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'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Post-psychoanalysis

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'