Quirky Death Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't believe Bob is dead! What a way to go: swallowed by a bikie."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'We've re-branded.'

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

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My Spam Sketchbook

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"From this you make a living?"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'What's wrong with you?'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Perfect! By the way, I'm a huge fan of your movies!"

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Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Guess what, Margaret. I've been upsourced."

"I have grave news."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

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'You'll have to wait a couple of minutes... we're still downloading information from your soul's black box recorder.'

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'

"At least you get to stay until after your hearing."

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

"Don't mention it."