Death-themed Humor Fan Gifts

Doctors having a discussion with Death.

"Harumph. . !"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The practical psychopath

End the Winter Blues

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Optimist

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Beer Parasol.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Absent friends!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'