Death-themed Humor Fan Gifts

Doctors having a discussion with Death.

"Harumph. . !"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

The practical psychopath

End the Winter Blues

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Optimist

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Snooze Bar.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Beer Parasol.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

No, I don